no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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