Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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