We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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