Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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