i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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