Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My vagina is very pro this idea
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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