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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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