her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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