I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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