Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't deserve a penis
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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