Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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