I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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