Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.