She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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