end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
