i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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