hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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