it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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