At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.