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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?

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  Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  it's gonna be a chat room kind of night

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  BoomCity!!!

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  You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to

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• (646): View more from New York

  i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping

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