you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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