the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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