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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

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  yes! wait why?

  (240): View more from Maryland

  because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH

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• (707): View more from California

  They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

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  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  THIS THING HATES MY LIVER

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole

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