yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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