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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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