They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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