Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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