i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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