So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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