the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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