found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We’re leaving where are you
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