It's Friday. Sex?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
