Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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