I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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