It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Randomize