his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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