when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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