I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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