Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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