Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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