I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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