I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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