If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We need a shit load of segways right now
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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