I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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