I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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