soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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