oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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