Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need to calm my uterus...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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