she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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