# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
