at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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