my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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