She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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