I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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