how can u be prego again
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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