all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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